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 |||O    |||O    |O||    ||||    ||||    |||O    ||O|   
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[Intro]
| G#m  | G#m  |


[Verse 1]
G#m                  F#6
  Take a look at my girlfriend
Emaj7
She's the only one I got
G#m              F#6
  Not much of a girlfriend
  Emaj7
I never seem to get a lot
 
D#7
  Take a jumbo across the water
G#m
Like to see America
D#7
  See the girls in California
    C#m                        F#
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            C#m              F#
But there's not a lot I can do


[Verse 2]
G#m                        F#6
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Emaj7
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
G#m                        F#6
  They got to have 'em in Texas
       Emaj7
'Cause everyone's a millionaire
 
D#7
  I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
G#m
Do you want my autograph
D#7
  I'm a loser, what a joker
    C#m                    F#
I'm playing my jokes upon you
              C#m                F#
While there's nothing better to do, hey


[Hook]
D#7                         G#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
D#7                         G#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
      E         C#m     F#
La la la, la la la, la la la la


[Verse 3]
G#m                   F#6
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
       Emaj7
'Cause she's the only one I got
G#m              F#6
  Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
  Emaj7
I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot
 
D#7
  Take a jumbo across the water
G#m
Like to see America
D#7
  See the girls in California
    C#m                        F#
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            C#m              F#
But there's not a lot I can do, hey


[Hook]
D#7                         G#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
D#7                         G#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
    D#7                  G#m
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
    D#7                    G#m
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
      E         C#m     F#
La la la, la la la, la la la la ...